Good News and Bad News

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There is a sudden call down to Earth from God. He summons three very important people so that He may have His message sent out to the world. Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates are called. God tells these three that the end of the world will happen tomorrow.

This is how the message gets across to the people:

  1. Boris Yeltsin announces to the people that he has two bits of bad news: first that there is a God and second that the end of the world is tomorrow.
  2. Bill Clinton announces that he has some good news and some bad news. First, the good new is that there is a God. The bad news is that the world is going to end tomorrow.
  3. Bill Gates announces that he has two bits of good news. First, that he is one of the three most important people on this earth and second that the Year 2000 problem is solved.
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