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| Sign on an electrician's truck: | Let us remove your shorts. |
| Maternity Clothes Shop: | We are open on labor day. |
| Non-smoking area: | If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. |
| On a Maternity Room Door: | Push, Push, Push" |
| On a Front Door: | Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog. |
| Optometrist's Office: | If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. |
| Scientist's Door: | Gone Fission |
| Taxidermist Window: | We really know our stuff. |
| Podiatrist's Window: | Time wounds all heels. |
| Butcher's window: | Let me meat your needs. |
| Used Car Lot: | Second Hand cars in first crash condition |
| Sign on Fence: | Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive." |
| Car Dealership: | The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment. |
| Muffler Shop: | No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming. |
| Hotel: | Help!" We need inn - experienced people. |
| Butcher's Window: | Pleased to meat you. |
| Auto Body Shop: | May we have the next dents? |
| Sign in an office: | We shoot every 3rd salesman,and the 2nd one just left. |
| Veterinarians Waiting Room: | Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! |
| The Electric Company: | We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be. |
| Beauty Shop: | Dye now! |
| Garbage Truck: | We've got what it takes to take what you've got. |
| Computer Store: | Out for a quick byte |
| Diner Window: | Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up. |
| Bowling Alley: | Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop. |
| Cafeteria: | Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want. |
| Music Library: | Bach in a minuet. |
| Funeral Home: | Drive carefully, we'll wait. |