Definitions

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• FLATULENCE: (flach-u-lens) n.
  • female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
  • male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

• WANTS AND NEEDS: (wontz and nedz) n.
  • female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
  • male: Food, sex and beer.

• THINGY:: (thing-ee) n.
  • female: Any part under a car's hood.
  • male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

• GLASS CEILING: (glas see-ling) n.
  • female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper levels in business.
  • male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the office one flight up.

• VULNERABLE: (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
  • female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
  • male: Playing baseball without a cup.

• COMMUNICATION: (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
  • female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
  • male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the guys.

• BUTT: (but) n.
  • female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."
  • male: The organ of mooning (and farting).

• COMMITMENT: (ko-mit-ment) n.
  • female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
  • male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

• ENTERTAINMENT: (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
  • female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
  • male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

• MAKING LOVE: (may-king luv) n.
  • female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
  • male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

• REMOTE CONTROL: (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
  • female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
  • male: A device for scanning through 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

• TASTE: (tayst) v.
  • female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make sure it's good.
  • male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to tossing it out.