One Wish
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A man is walking along the seashore when he comes upon an
interesting looking old bottle. As he attempts to brush the dirt off of it a
genie pops out. The genie says, "look, I'm really busy and only have time
to grant you one wish, so make it good." The man says, "Well, I've
always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm deathly afraid of flying and I'm
scared to sail on boats. I want you to make a long bridge that extends from
California to Hawaii." The genie says, "I don't know about that. Thats
a mighty big order, even for a genie. What would your second wish
have been." "Well", says the man, "I'd like to know everything I need to
know to understand women." To which the genie immediately replied,
"Did you want that to be 2 lane or 4 lane?"
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